Dana: is wanting to rescue all the sold-out-of-a-bag puppies in Beijing.
Dana: has sexy, super romantic dreams...about hugging. Oh boy, my subconscious is DIRRTEH.
Dana: wants to buy a tiny little pet turtle, but knows it's a bad idea :(
Dana: has a superiority complex about wearing a T-xu when the Beijingers are all wrapped up in huge yurongfu.
Dana: is when I grow up, I want to be a motorcycle-riding Beijinger who speaks flawless Chinese by day and writes the next Great American Novel by night, living in a small Xizhimen flat with my cute expat bf
Dana: thinks street food is one of China's greatest assets.
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